Ke $ HA! is a Lo$er

Ok I'm going to leave it up to you to decide. How would you describe Ke$ha?

A) A Loser.

B) A Loser.

I'll give you a hint, she's a loser. Yes, there is no other way of describing her. She is a certified loser on all fronts. I don't know really what distinguishes her from other pop artists out there that makes me want to punch her right in the face, but...oh wait, I want to punch her right in the face mostly because she's a fake, whacked out, rich 20 some year old making money off of other people's skill. I can't believe I actually put "skill" in the same sentence with Ke&ha, but I did. It needs to be said that it does take some skill to make one catchy single after another, but its not Ke%ha doing that, its the producers. She is just the face and somewhat voice in front of the song. These people make a beat and write the time signatures that make these songs catchy. Its an equation, a science if you will and these pop kids like Ke#ha and Justin Beiber reap the benefits. Nickelback have found the formula as well, and its why all their songs sound exactly the same when you break them down. They wrote one hit that caught ears about 9 years ago and they've writen almost every song since the same way. It's not talent, its cheating because the individuals who buy they're albums I can safely say, do not listen to enough music to know any better. Just like Ke*ha, they're morons. (If you do like Nickelback, safe yourself and go check out some new music and I'll still like you).

Case in point of her talents: Ke~ha performing on SNL prancing around like a lunatic in glow and the dark paint and barely hitting her notes.




So yes, we were talking about Ke!ha. So we've established she really doesn't have anything to do with why her songs are popular. It certainly can't be her lyrics that make the songs sell because I'm pretty positive she writes her own lyrics. You can really get a sense of her genius with lines like these;

“I threw up in the closet / And I don’t care.”

“Your love / Your love / Your love / Your love/ Is my drug / I like your beard”

“And now we lookin’ like pimps / In my gold Trans-Am / Got a water bottle full of whisky / In my hand bag / Got my drunk text on / I’ll regret it in the mornin’ / But tonight / I don’t give a / I don’t give a / I don’t give a”

“I’m pissin’ in the Dom Pérignon / (Come on. Let’s do it.)”

“Boy come on get your rocks off / Come put a little love in my glove box / I wanna dance with no pants on / Holla!”

“Cause the sun is coming up / And oh my God, I think I’m still drunk / Where’s my coat? / Where?”

“And now my heart is broken / Like the bottles on the floor / does it really matter? / Or am I just hung over you?”

"Whoa oh, there's a party at a rich dude's house"



Now that last quote is the actual song title as well...She has a song called "Party At A Rich Dude's House." Ohhh lordy. So yeah, I guess she's different from most pop stars and writes her own material...but is that a good thing? Maybe if I desperately grab at straws I could say something like at least we are hearing from Ke^ha herself and not some 40 year old man who writes her lyrics. But I'm not sure hearing what Ke()ha has to say is such a good thing. I mean, true, she proves my point that she is a loser with lines like “Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat / Just show me where your dick’s at,” but I don't know if being right is worth the knowledge that this line was from her #1 hit 'Blah Blah Blah' and it got played about 30 times a day on the radio. Young girls are listening to this, and I sound like one of those concerned parents when I say, that's horrible thought.




Is it just me or does it seem like Ke?ha is forcing all of this? Her style and attitude just seems to be shoved in your face a little too aggressively for me to believe that she actually is the way she promotes herself to be. She wears what seems to be anything she can swipe from a second hand store's drop box just to create the same buzz as Lady Gaga except she fails miserably. Her "badass" attitude just doesn't seem to be her either. Like I wonder if she takes as much cock as she claims. I'm constantly reminded of a young French artist out of Ed Banger Records, Uffie, who when she emerged on the scene promoted herself in the same light. Difference being Uffie has talent. A party girl who liked to fuck and didn't give a shit. I basically just paraphrased most of Uffie's debut songs right there in that sentence. She looks sweet and innocent, but there just seemed to be more truth behind her lyrics and actions. Even if they were forcing that image, at least it worked. Uffie seems to be in control of her actions. If she wants to snort coke and do a guy in the bathroom its her decision. While Ke/ha claims she gets the boys, but what she leaves out is that the only time she gets the boy is when she gets stuffed while she's passed out drunk unbeknownst to her. Picture the scene of Casper raping a passed out Jennie in the movie Kids. I believed Uffie when she claims "I got my man, my sound, my glass, and im ready to fuck" more than Ke+ha when she belts out “Boy come on get your rocks off / Come put a little love in my glove box / I wanna dance with no pants on / Holla!" I can just picture Uffie being the cool girl at the party while Ke<>ha behing the first girl to get drunk, make out with 6 guys back to bacck, stumble into things and embarass herself and all of her friends when she pukes in the washing machine after blowing the ugly guy. Wait, maybe she is being "real" then.


If you find yourself dancing at a bar to a Ke$ha song, be a little ashamed, but not enough to stop having fun. Her producers have created some catchy songs and its not entirely your fault you want to dance to them when your drunk. Just remember to be sure you go to the washroom afterwards and wash your vagina or penis throughoughly, spell your name without any astrix's or dollar signs and make sure you aren't saying things like "I like Ke$ha because she's real" because if you do then you deserve to be puked on by your best friend standing next to you. Like right in the face with your mouth slightly open so the puke gets in a little. You know, how your bff Ke$ha would do it. She's a loser and you don't want to go down her path. Ke$!#%^&*()<>~ha in the end will amount to nothing really. She will keep making money as long as her record label backing her, but she will not make a big impact on the music industry. Having her song "Tik Tok" named the longest running number one debut single by a female artist since 1977 doesn't show her talent, it shows how ridiculous the music industry and society has become. The previous holder was Debby Boone for her single 'You Light Up My Life.' Big deal. At least Debby Boone didn't look like John Travolta




Oh how things have changed...

^--- p.s. look for the back-up dancer slip at 1:32mins

The Horror...The Horror...

My reaction after reading that The Karate Kid and The A-Team finished this past weekend in the #1 and #2 spots at the box office ----->

Absolutely disgusting. Yet another discouraging example of my constant dissapointment in Hollywood movies and with the population of North America who actually spend their money to see films like these ones. I get perplexed enough when I hear these movies are being made in the first place, but its truly a pull-my-hair-out experience when I find out they actually make a lot of money. It boggles my mind of how people can subject themselves to these movies. I really do want to meet the person who would come up to their friends and say;

"Yo guys, you want to go see A-Team tonight? Rampage Jackson is in it and that guy from the Hangover is in it, and that guy from District 9 is in it and that old guy that beats people up in that movie Taken is in it too. It looks really awesome!"- Reginald Douchebag III

If you are reading this and have seen The A-Team and or want to see it, stop reading my page immediately. I don't want to be your friend. I love when you get friends telling you "I knew it would be bad, but its entertaining." No...no it is not entertaining. Don't make that excuse. I would seriously rather paint my parents kitchen than go see these movies. Another of my favourites was "there wasn't anything else playing.." Then read a book! Go for a 1 hr 47mins walk. Go to a park and hangout with a friend. Or better yet sit in a room in the dark and really think about the mistake you were about to make by spending $11.00 on a movie that has Bradley Cooper shooting down a plane with a mounted gun while he plunges to earth in a tank. And "at least watch it before you judge," isn't going to fly here either. F you if you think I need to sit and watch these movies before I can say they're bad.

Jay Z took his wife Beyonce to check out The Karate Kid on cheap Tuesday because he's friends with Will Smith and figured why not. Wrong move Hova. This picture was taken within the first 5mins of dialogue. Both Jay Z and Beyonce walked out when Jackie Chan showed up in the movie.

If I had a 10-year old son and he asked me to go see The Karate Kid with him this weekend, I'd lean down towards his precious little ear and would say ever-so forcefully "No" and then pat his head for his young adolescent stupidity. Nothing really wrong with him asking me to go, he's 10! He doesn't know any better, but I do and as his father its my duty to save myself some money. Plus he gets his bad taste in movies from his mother who thought Marmaduke looked promising. I'd go rent him the original Karate Kid and although I don't even particularly like that movie, I'd make him watch that instead on the sole principle that I think its pathetic they remade it! The movie would be bad enough alone, but add a Justin Beiber theme song featuring Will Smith's kid rapping in it? yeah, kiddo...I'm not taking you to that movie. Now go ask your Mom about the time her and I went to see Sex and the City 2 and instead of watching it your baby sister was concieved. Oh ya! Forgot to tell you, you're going to have a baby sister to share your room with because I'm not giving up my den.

Cédric Blaisbois IS Sex: Très Magnifique!

Artist and film maker Cédric BLAISBOIS out of Paris, France is putting out some amazingly naughty and creative music videos. Merely weeks apart Blaisbois put out a music video for Finland's heavy hitting DJ Huoratron and one for the always sensual Mr. Flash, the Perisian DJ who represents Ed Banger Records. Blaisbois use of sex and creative lighthing make for a pure raw video and his knack for the suprise ending is a great touch. He has an incredible style that I can really appreciate and follow. Both these tracks are unbelievable on their own but put them in the hands of Mr. Blaisbois and..well look for yourselves, its unreal. Believe me, you probably haven't seen music videos like these. Blaisbois absolutely kills it!

WARNING: VERY HOT, VERY NAUGHTY, SOMEWHAT DISTURBING & VERY NOT WORK SAFE/NOT FOR SHELTERED GIRLS...AND FOR BLOB-SAKE TURN UP YOUR F*N SPEAKERS NOW!

"CORPORATE OCCULT" Huoratron Music Video from Cédric BLAISBOIS on Vimeo.

"FLESH" Mr Flash Music video from Cédric BLAISBOIS on Vimeo.

MORE ART WORK/ALBUM ART FROM Cédric Blaisbois. God this guy is so rad.

Chasing The Tylenol Cold Dragon

The past few weeks have been I've been fairly busy with social activities that require me to stay up sometimes quite late. In response, my body let a cold virus in that has set my "get up and go" type energy back into the stone ages. I've been poping some pills as a result of this to make myself feel half-normal so I don't dissapoint any of my fanclub. They are a demanding bunch who pay good money to have me show up for their events and hangout sessions. So I've been taking cold medication, espeically before bed and with that coarsing through my body, once I fall under I enter an extremely heavy sleep often sleeping through sounds of construction outside, street noise, phone calls, and loud neighbours. Nothing can disturb me other than myself. When I do wake up some 10-hours later after nodding off, I feel like what an opiate head must feel like after a good barge. Laying there in my bed, I am transported to central London in the 1888 where the prostitutes were abundent, opium was readily available and Jack the Ripper was having the time of his life. I look to my right and replace my set of drawers containing my socks, underwear and condoms into a small Chinese man patting me down with cold damp rags ensuring that I stay awake in order for me to smoke longer. So long as I'm somewhat lucid and my flame hasn't gone out, he'll keep my pipe lit and I'll keep chasing that dragon around my head. Laying there in my double bed in this den of iniquities that I call my apartment its hard to determine what is real and what is a dream, a lot of the time I can't tell what time it is or really care to know. Usually half my day is gone by and my mind is raging with thoughts of time lost yet my body has an overpowering affect over everything productive and keeps me in bed. 10:50AM and I have a moment of clarity, but ths soon is washed away, taken by a sea of images involving a sexual encounter with a young lady that promises a good ending that is never reached. I am startled to realize its almost 12 noon, yet in a blink of an eye I'm involved in a frustrating scenerio that has my friends on one side of the road, and me on another, unable to cross the street due to the amount of traffic. Nothing seems to matter in these times except getting across that street or reaching ecstasy in the arms overtop of this girl. Everyone has these dreams where reality can wait a little longer in order for you to obtain a goal in a world built on imagination alone. Nothing is real, but to you and interaction with a fictitious character is more important than calling up an actual friend for lunch. If sex is involved,you will always want more espeically when the only heightened experience you will have over lunch in reality is trying to find out what is in their delicious salad dressing. But eventually, after your dream seqence has been intrupted enough times you wake up and get up, finally succumbing to what is real. Suddenly I am up and standing over my toilet relieving myself after a long sleep. I'm still groggy, but now that I'm finally up I can settle into the day. The Chinese man has left, so has the girl and now I can cross that road I was struggling with in my dream for real to get more milk for my cereal. However, I'll repeat the process tonight and keep popping cold meds until my cold is relatively extinguished.

If Bret E. Ellis Thinks Your Cool, Then So Do I

That dork Randy Newman that did those lame themes to Toy Story 1,2,3 and Babe: Pig In The City among a bunch of other lame tracks for movies was acutally once a cool dork back in 80's? News to me.

Also. 5 days in counting until 'Imperial Bedrooms' ! ! ! It just went from 6 to midnight in the Blob's pants in a hurry.

Hitchcock On Ecstasy: A Blobtastic Movie Review of 'Body Double'

Ok, I need to get this out...I just watched Brian De Palma's 1984 film Body Double, and loved it! I had first heard about the movie from reading Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 novel American Psycho, which follows the character Patrick Bateman a homocidal maniac on a murderous rampage across upper-class New York City. Patrick Bateman often refers to the movie as one of his favourite, boasting he's seen it some 37 times and often cites his favourite scene from it.

According to Mr.Bateman; "After more stetching exercises to cool down I take a quick hot shower and then head to the video store where I return two tapes I rented on Monday, She-Male Reformatory and Body Double, but I re-rent Body Double because I want to watch it again tonight even though I know I won't have enough time to masturbate over the scene where the woman is getting drilled to death by a power drill since I have a date with Courtney at seven-thirty at Cafe Luxembourg." (Ellis, American Psycho, p. 69.) Ahhh classic Pat Bateman.

So if anyone knows me, and my love for Bret Easton Ellis, and my strange obsession with Patrick Bateman/American Psycho it was only a matter of time before I HAD to see this movie.

Said to be an homage to Alfred Hitchcock's classic suspense thrillers of the past with a touch of De Palma class, Body Heat is embedded with mystery, suspense, nudity, and violence, and an all around great watch. The story follows the protagonist, Jake, a struggling actor who after freezing up on camera while filming a low budget vampire film, comes home to find his girlfriend with another man. Distraught and required to find a new place to live Jake runs into Sam, a fellow actor who offers him a place to live. Sam himself is house-squating at a luxurious house overlooking the Hollywood hills, but has to leave town for an acting gig he got in Seattle. Seeing an opportunity to help a fellow actor and not break his agreement to watch over the house, he asks Jack to sit in for him, and water the plants. While showing off the place Sam also presents Jake with an added bonus to the house-sitting deal, "his favourite neighbour" who performs self-absorbed foreplay in front of a mirror and open blinds across the way. Over the next few days Jake becomes a budding voyeurist and he gradually becomes obsessed with her nightly rituals. However he also begins to unravel more than he bargained for. Peering from his pirtched bachelor pad, he witnesses a brutal murder and begins to undercover a mysterious plot, which has him as suspect number one.
The film stars relative no name actors, Craig Wasson as Jake, Gregg Henry as Sam and Debroah Shelton as the seductive neighbour. The only real name in the movie (other than Dennis Franz who plays a bit part of the b-vampire film director), is Melanie Griffth, who plays a porno superstar named Holly Body, who I must say, looks pretty f*n 80's hot in this movie. The performances aren't great, but not terrible either. They are simply weak at times, and from the start you will feel as if this itself is a low-grade movie, but it doesn't take long for De Palma's talent to kick in and take you away with the strong story. Gripping and terrifying scenes, the voyeristic eroticism, nudity, sometimes brutal violence and even a music video for Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax in the middle of the movie, makes this movie a thrill to watch.

Watching the movie I couldn't seem to look away. I was in constant awe of what I was watching. I can't help agree with Roger Ebert in his review of the film when he points out "The movie is so cleverly constructed, with the emphasis on visual storytelling rather than dialogue, that we are neither faster nor slower than the hero as he gradually figures out the scheme that has entrapped him." I found this to be very true and instead of trying to guess on the ending, I just watched to find out the ending. The voyeristic naughtiness throughout the film also seemed to be very effective and you can't help feel somewhat turned on yourself even though you feel like a bit of a pervert yourself. I can't speak for females, but I'm sure you'd find the same excitment...you perverts! There is something about the images you see in Body Heat that commands a certain sexual attention. I'm sure if you find this movie in your DVD player during a date, following the credits, some sexual attention of your own will be met. (The Blob does not gaurentee this however). At numerous points in the movie I said to myself "this movie is so rad." I recall one point in particular I felt somewhat blown away at the genius of De Palma's film. It was the scene when Jake is gone undercover as a porno actor in order to meet Melanie Griffith's character for the first time. De Palma shows the audience the opening scene of the porno as if it was being filmed at that moment, however somewhat different to most porno's, the opening is staged as somewhat of a music video. The scene is tough to explain, but absolutely brilliant in my opinion. This concept which you in the audience is watching a movie in the movie occurs a few times over the course of the film and I find it highly effective and engaging. Its also original for the time. Kudos for originality. The infamous "drill scene" in the film that Patrick Bateman refers to in American Psycho also lives up to its hype as I demonstrated one of my best facial cringes in a while. Like American Psycho, this movie isn't for kids and all kinds of awesome.

However, the film has not gone unscaved with critics. On occasion dubbed as a theft of the "Master of Suspense." I can see why critics would pick Body Double apart for tearing out obvious comparisons to Hitchcock films. For example, the voyerism played out by Jake in Body Double, mirrors that of Jimmy Stuarts character in Rear Window, both characters peering out their back windows into a neighbours personal life and both witnessing a murder. Jake's struggle with claustraphobia in the film is in direct relation to Jimmy Stuarts paralyzing vertigo syndrome he suffers with throughout the movie Vertigo. Another scene that could be seen as comparable is the drill scene vs. the shower scene in Psycho. I could go on really, its not hard to see the parrallels between Body Double and Hitchcock movies, but does it make it a bad movie? I say no and so does Roger Ebert gave it 3 1/2 stars citing it as "an exhilerating excercise in pure filmmaking." Rotten Tomatoes has given it an 85% and although I don't often look on movie critics for their opinions on what to watch, I tend to agree with the majority of them on this one. I love Alfred Hitchcock but I also understand that is pretty damn near impossible to make a suspense movie without ripping him off slightly. So get out of Alfie Hitchcock's ass and watch this movie. I can see why Patrick Bateman watched this film 37 times. An excellent film worthy of my Pick Of The Week! Anyone want to come over and watch it with me again?

BONUS: The opening to the porno/music video mentioned earlier. Frankie Goes To Hollywood provides the soundtrack and this is seriously cut straight from 3/4 through the movie. I love it! If Glee was like this, I'd watch it. Fun Facts:(1)This also acted as FGTH's alternate music video for the single Relax. (2)For Ellis/Bateman fans, notice Jake is wearing Oliver Peoples glasses or close to them. Not so much SFW...(safe for work)

Satan Can Be Cute

So, I'm enjoying some drinks with The Babe and AGM on Saturday night right? We're having a good time, excited for what the night has to offer but then this bitch comes up to me and starts just really getting on my nerves. I don't just refer to her as bitch because I'm one of those guys that direct derogatory comments or names towards females just for kicks, no, I call her a bitch because she IS A BITCH. Like god, she was so annoying and she wouldn't leave me alone. I'm a pretty nice guy, but there are some out there that rub me the wrong way and she's one of them. At one point she looked like she was going to jump me and I bet if we were alone in an alleyway with one another, she would have, but lucky enough we were in front of friends. She's cute, and your eyes will be drawn to her if she enters a room, I will give her that. She came up beside me pretty early on in the night and I didn't notice her so she scared me, and if its one thing the Blob doesn't do is being scared without some sort of payback. So I sort of raised my voice at her and I may or may not have called her a "skanky whore," "or a "stupid bitch," or something on those lines, I can't really remember since I was in a blind rage. I didn't really feel good about it, I felt...wait, correction, I DID feel good about it because she is a skanky bitchy whore. She is not nice, throws hissy fits and shows her ugly side more than a friendly side and I can't respect that. So anytime I go over to my friends for a drink and if she's around I just stay on my toes and can't relax because I always think she's going to come out and claw my eyes out because of that comment I made towards her. I didn't apologize, just stopped talking to her and ignored her the rest of the night. My friend AGM seemed fine with her, actually dug her a bit but I hate her and I don't want her around me...ever.. Even if I was the last person on earth, I wouldn't want her as company. The hatred runs deep.


Oh by the way, the bitch's name is Bella, and she's a 9 month year old housecat, but despite that my opinion and comments towards her still stand. You're such a bitch, you bitch.

Star Wars VII: Enter the Ganstar

Hot off press, new Addidas ad for the World Cup 2010. This is free porn good! Big ups to AGM! (who just sent me this sitting on my couch next to me).

Try and spot the Canadian appearance. How many more people can you name?



p.s. I love Daft Punk.

"Your Blogging is Harshing My Toke" - AGM

I was watching Muchmusic MOD last night and they were discussing a T-shirt Urban Outfitters sells which is apparently causing some controversy among who knows. On it, there is a simple saying: "Eat Less". (Pictured Below)




Now, the controversy is pretty apparent I guess. Doesn't take a genius to know that its centered around this shirt encouraging individuals to eat less in a society filled with self-image issues and riddled with eating disorders, especially in youth which is the group the shirt is project towards. The MuchMusic VJ asked an early twenty-some year old girl from the audience her opinion and of course she disagreed with the shirt's message and touched on the obviousness, stating things like; it gives people the wrong idea that eating less means you'll be better looking and more popular and she finds it offensive. Then they cue a caller who gives her opinion and judging by her video request afterwards, doesn't have a very sound soap-box to stand on or enough of a voice for me to listen to her. But basically she repeats the same argument the girl from the audience has and brought nothing new to the table. So basically I heard two young girls who disagreed with the shirt and its message. Fair enough.

But here's my question is... Who gives a shit? Really? If you don't like the shirt, don't buy it. Its a t-shirt and its just trying to be "edgy." That's nothing new. People wear things all the time to be edgy or provocative, and it doesn't necessarily have to have writing on it. This is exactly what the desinger of the t-shirt meant by putting it out. You seriously think they designed it and distributed it out because they actually believe bulimia, anorexia and under-eating is hip. They make shirts like this for the same reason they would put out a t-shirt stating "Bulimia is the new black." Gaurenteed that t-shirt would sell. I won't really go into my own opinions with self-image problems and people who actually buy into the crap Hollywood and magazines are pushing other than saying if you actually listen/believe in a shirt that says 'Eat Less', well...uhhhh, you need more help than just some guidance on your image issues.

Although on the other hand maybe we should listen to the shirt and eat less. We certainly don't need a shirt that says 'Eat More.' Look at North America. Its fat, bloated and it getting progessively worse. Deep fryers are as essential as a toilet in America and Canada can't be far off. Maybe we should listen to the shirt and eat smaller portions of more balanced foods. Less is sometimes more in the case of meals. And hey, I'll be the first to admit, I'm not the best person to judge since I'm usually blogging instead of running, but I'm sure i'll go for a run one of these days. At any rate making such a big deal about a shirt that says "Eat Less" is a waste of time and yeah, this is a waste of time talking about it on this blog, sooo. bye.

By the way, she requested the video by Taio Cruz - Break Your Heat. Not that I have a problem with this song or video, but the idea of her requesting a song that is played at least 3-5 times a day and then played another 10-20 times on the radio is boggles this blob's brain (Blob loves aliteration). Why not request a video/song that doesn't get played, some song you use to love, or even just recently love but isn't seen or heard too many times. MuchMusic and radio has nearly endless amounts of music to request so change it up and be creative with your picks! Its like guys calling into classic rock stations and requesting AC/DC Thunderstruck. But this is another rant for another day...


UPDATE (06/05/10): UO HAVE RESPONDED TO THE CONTROVERSY BY PULLING THE SHIRT OFF TH MARKET. http://consumerist.com/2010/06/urban-outfitters-causing-outrage-with-eat-less-t-shirt.html - Those sensative weiners have won again...sad.

I Spell Summer S-U-Bootyshakes-M-M-E-R

So since I've been back from Japan I've kept myself fairly busy. Whether its been hanging with friends, sharing drinks and conversations with friends, checking out my friends band Mouth two nights in a row or trying to maintain some sort of sleep patern it seems like I've been back for a year instead of a week since I reorganized my apartment last Thursday. Today in fact is the first day I've actually felt somewhat bored. I woke up with absolutely nothing to do other than wait for tomorrow. This is a comforting feeling but at the same time as boring as piss on a plate. I also realized that we are now in June and its basically summer. Joy to air conditioned bachelor apartments. Anyway in lieu of all this I would like to commemorate this boring day and the arrival of June with a video post. Welcome to Boredom/Hello June, Won't You Be Mine?

First video up is from Miike Snow, a mix by Stuart Price called 'The Rabbit.' Not only is this video rad, the song is ah ah ahhhhh!mazing. Throw it on your ipod and go for a walk with patios popping and just love life. Then throw your ipod on at a house party and pick the cutest girl/guy in the room, grab them and dance with them on the hardwood like they are at 0:38 mins of this video, j'adore it. Or make your own moves up, be creative. And if you can dance like the girl at that part, call me, my number is 613-80(censored due to underwhelming amount of calls).




Next up is the latest single from the dancepop band Jump Jump Dance Dance, 'Modern Eyes.' Directed by the same dude who did the Friendly Fires vid for Skeleton Boy. Fun jam I must say!

Jump Jump Dance Dance - Modern Eyes from etcetc on Vimeo.

Finally, just a regular afternoon for the boys in Male Bonding. What spells summer more than the things in this video...wait...I don't remember spending my summer doing ALL of these things.




Hope you all enjoyed. Also, shout outs to Elliot, Rory and Kaylee of Mouth. If you're in Ottawa, come check them out this coming Monday June 7th, at The Rainbow Room and listen to them at http://www.myspace.com/aquapork They're bare bones rock n' roll!

Also...the often romanticized about and legendary, AGM, is making a visit this weekend. I'm ever so excited. Its going be very, very colourful.

And His Hairy Monkey Palm Began to Caress My Soft Breast